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Alright Tumbilinas, that super awesome DoubleDickDude that went viral all over the world… remember him? Well he joined Twitter, but only 2 days in, Twitter suspended him!
Apparently they suspended him for replying to his many thousands of followers. What kind of shit is that!? A twitterbot shut him down because he @ replied to too many people? Come the fuck on Twitter, isn’t that what Twitter is all about?!?!?So DoubleDickDude NEEDS OUR HELP! If you’re on Twitter, then copy/paste this message below and TWEET IT OUT! 

@Support @Twitter  Please restore @DiphallicDude #RESTOREDDD #DoubleDickDude 

If enough of us can get Twitter’s attention, they might do the right thing. Otherwise he said he’s likely to drop back into obscurity and move on in his life. I don’t know about the rest of you but I like having a double dicked dude in my social media feeds. What’s more heartbreaking is he posted this on Reddit:”REDDIT GAVE ME MY VOICE, TWITTER TOOK IT AWAY.”

Alright Tumbilinas, that super awesome DoubleDickDude that went viral all over the world… remember him? Well he joined Twitter, but only 2 days in, Twitter suspended him!

Apparently they suspended him for replying to his many thousands of followers. What kind of shit is that!? A twitterbot shut him down because he @ replied to too many people? Come the fuck on Twitter, isn’t that what Twitter is all about?!?!?

So DoubleDickDude NEEDS OUR HELP! If you’re on Twitter, then copy/paste this message below and TWEET IT OUT! 

@Support @Twitter  Please restore @DiphallicDude #RESTOREDDD #DoubleDickDude 

If enough of us can get Twitter’s attention, they might do the right thing. Otherwise he said he’s likely to drop back into obscurity and move on in his life. I don’t know about the rest of you but I like having a double dicked dude in my social media feeds. What’s more heartbreaking is he posted this on Reddit:

REDDIT GAVE ME MY VOICE, TWITTER TOOK IT AWAY.”

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Anonymous asked: Can you let DD no that I'm proud of him for showing us because I no if I had two dicks I would not be able to show it and that I'm happy he has a girlfriend and a bf please and thank you

DONE. ;) He said thank you.

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Double D: Your questions, his answers.

1: Can you tell if someone is touching your left dick or right dick?
DD: Yes. If the left one itches, I know its the left one. Vise versa. If im getting both sucked by two different mouths, and one swirls their tongue around the head of my right dick and the other person is sliding it from side to side against my dick, i can tell who is doing what. 
2. How do you pee?
DD: Like anyone else. I take my dicks out, and hold them in one hand and point into the toilette. They aren’t rigid unless I’m hard and I can squeeze them together. Its not rocket science.
3. Why do you pull back one foreskin in some of your photos?
DD: Variety. 
4: What were your lover’s reactions when you first tells them and show them?
DD: By the time I tell them, I usually have been dating them for at least a month. I don’t usually have sex very fast and I’ve only dated 4 people that I had sex with. There were a bunch of one night stands, but those got old and I dont like how i feel after them. Plus those were usually the ones where people freaked out or lost their shit when they saw my stuff. lol
The usual reaction is different between girls and guys. Girls giggle and think i’m joking. guys want me to prove it, immediately. actually i replied once “right here? in starbucks?” lol usually its awe and amazement. if theyve been with me long enough, they are considerate when they first see them. 
5. Do you thank your parents everyday for not having the doctor chop one off when you were an infant? 
DD: Now i do. For a few years in my early teens i hated it. As soon as anyone found out, or saw them, thats all they wanted to talk about, or they wanted to see them or play with them. At summer camp I remember being mad and saying “why is everyone obsessed with my dicks!?” and i heard someone say ‘did he just say dickS as in more than one?’
lol
6. What do doctors and nurses say about them when they see them?
DD: Its been a long time since i went in for a check up. because my left cock developed pretty damn perfectly after it forked off from the right one, there hasnt been many issues. every now and then my prostate gets really full of seminal fluid and has to be released. but either i or my boyfriend can handle that now that my butthole is large enough.
7. Your butthole is large enough to….?
DD: LOL Its big enough for a hand to fit into. My prostate used to get inflamed and irritated in my early teens. One of the side effects of having two cocks. For guys with one cock, the prostate makes the juice that carries sperm when you shoot a load. Like 75-90% of the jizz is seminal fluid made in the prostate. It makes that juice when you’re getting horny and aroused. Stimulation from your cock helps that process speed up. Since i’ve got two cocks, the stimulation is double and if i don’t orgasm and release it, it builds up. In the past i had to go see the urologist about it and he taught me about how to use my fingers to reach inside to press on my prostate so the excess fluids would come out when i orgasm. Years later its pretty much my boyfriend or girlfriend or whomever im with, will reach inside my ass and squeeze my prostate while i orgasm every few days otherwise it will get swollen.
8. How far in do they have to reach?
DD: Just past the wrist. 
9. Do you enjoy it?
DD: If your asking if i like being fisted, yeah. lol I do. The squeeze on my prostate sends me over the moon.
10: How many squirts do you usually make when you cum?
DD: probably a solid 6 or so from my right cock, followed by dribbling from my left cock. But if I’m squeezing my prostate after a few days, about 15 or so solid squirts and it flows out through my left cock at the same time.
11. Whats the most intense orgasm you ever had?
DD: In a 7 way.
12: How did that work?
DD: Two guys laid on the bed, balls to balls, and I sat down on their cocks, both in my ass. Then their two girlfriends had me lean back and prop myself up with my arms. They faced each other, pussy to pussy and put my cocks in them. Then another guy and girl stood over me, and he took turns fucking her ass, pussy and my mouth while i licked her pussy and clit and his balls.
13: That’s, wild.
DD: Yeah, I can admit that one was one of the best.
14: Got an answer for us yet about what celebrity you’d like to show your cock to and have sex with if they were interested?
DD: Yeah I’ve been thinking about it. I’ve come up with a few, guys and girls. So, without a doubt, James Franco. I’d love to go Hey man, you ever met a dude with two cocks? And watch him look all confused and do that goofy smirk he does and him say something like “what? nah man.” and then go “Do you wanna?” and yeah… I’m sure he’d say yeah. Then show my dicks to him and … mmm yeah, i’d love to give James Franco a full glaze facial. 
Jason Mewes. Because fuck, he’d probably blow me and i always thought jay was hot in the kevin smith films. i’d love to DP Mewes’ big jiggly butt while pulling his hair and afterwards pull my cocks out and make him suck me off till I came. hehe
I used to fantasize about having a 3 way with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I’d love to show my cocks to Kendra Wilkinson from that old playboy reality show, the girls next door. her reaction would be priceless. 
and I guess, last on the list would be the middle dude from hanson. Ive seen tons of rumors and pictures of him having a big ragged asshole and that turns me on big time. would love to meet him and ask him if he wanted to fuck and then just raw-dog his worn out ass then double stamp his face. lol just to say i did. 
15: Reddit wants you to do a AMA (ask me anything) session, would you?
DD: Maybe. I read some of the comments on the link you sent me. so i’m already there. just not real savvy on how reddit works.  tell everyone thanks for the support and kindness. i’ll take more pics for you and send them. 

Double D: Your questions, his answers.

1: Can you tell if someone is touching your left dick or right dick?

DD: Yes. If the left one itches, I know its the left one. Vise versa. If im getting both sucked by two different mouths, and one swirls their tongue around the head of my right dick and the other person is sliding it from side to side against my dick, i can tell who is doing what. 

2. How do you pee?

DD: Like anyone else. I take my dicks out, and hold them in one hand and point into the toilette. They aren’t rigid unless I’m hard and I can squeeze them together. Its not rocket science.

3. Why do you pull back one foreskin in some of your photos?

DD: Variety. 

4: What were your lover’s reactions when you first tells them and show them?

DD: By the time I tell them, I usually have been dating them for at least a month. I don’t usually have sex very fast and I’ve only dated 4 people that I had sex with. There were a bunch of one night stands, but those got old and I dont like how i feel after them. Plus those were usually the ones where people freaked out or lost their shit when they saw my stuff. lol

The usual reaction is different between girls and guys. Girls giggle and think i’m joking. guys want me to prove it, immediately. actually i replied once “right here? in starbucks?” lol usually its awe and amazement. if theyve been with me long enough, they are considerate when they first see them. 

5. Do you thank your parents everyday for not having the doctor chop one off when you were an infant? 

DD: Now i do. For a few years in my early teens i hated it. As soon as anyone found out, or saw them, thats all they wanted to talk about, or they wanted to see them or play with them. At summer camp I remember being mad and saying “why is everyone obsessed with my dicks!?” and i heard someone say ‘did he just say dickS as in more than one?’

lol

6. What do doctors and nurses say about them when they see them?

DD: Its been a long time since i went in for a check up. because my left cock developed pretty damn perfectly after it forked off from the right one, there hasnt been many issues. every now and then my prostate gets really full of seminal fluid and has to be released. but either i or my boyfriend can handle that now that my butthole is large enough.

7. Your butthole is large enough to….?

DD: LOL Its big enough for a hand to fit into. My prostate used to get inflamed and irritated in my early teens. One of the side effects of having two cocks. For guys with one cock, the prostate makes the juice that carries sperm when you shoot a load. Like 75-90% of the jizz is seminal fluid made in the prostate. It makes that juice when you’re getting horny and aroused. Stimulation from your cock helps that process speed up. Since i’ve got two cocks, the stimulation is double and if i don’t orgasm and release it, it builds up. In the past i had to go see the urologist about it and he taught me about how to use my fingers to reach inside to press on my prostate so the excess fluids would come out when i orgasm. Years later its pretty much my boyfriend or girlfriend or whomever im with, will reach inside my ass and squeeze my prostate while i orgasm every few days otherwise it will get swollen.

8. How far in do they have to reach?

DD: Just past the wrist. 

9. Do you enjoy it?

DD: If your asking if i like being fisted, yeah. lol I do. The squeeze on my prostate sends me over the moon.

10: How many squirts do you usually make when you cum?

DD: probably a solid 6 or so from my right cock, followed by dribbling from my left cock. But if I’m squeezing my prostate after a few days, about 15 or so solid squirts and it flows out through my left cock at the same time.

11. Whats the most intense orgasm you ever had?

DD: In a 7 way.

12: How did that work?

DD: Two guys laid on the bed, balls to balls, and I sat down on their cocks, both in my ass. Then their two girlfriends had me lean back and prop myself up with my arms. They faced each other, pussy to pussy and put my cocks in them. Then another guy and girl stood over me, and he took turns fucking her ass, pussy and my mouth while i licked her pussy and clit and his balls.

13: That’s, wild.

DD: Yeah, I can admit that one was one of the best.

14: Got an answer for us yet about what celebrity you’d like to show your cock to and have sex with if they were interested?

DD: Yeah I’ve been thinking about it. I’ve come up with a few, guys and girls. So, without a doubt, James Franco. I’d love to go Hey man, you ever met a dude with two cocks? And watch him look all confused and do that goofy smirk he does and him say something like “what? nah man.” and then go “Do you wanna?” and yeah… I’m sure he’d say yeah. Then show my dicks to him and … mmm yeah, i’d love to give James Franco a full glaze facial. 

Jason Mewes. Because fuck, he’d probably blow me and i always thought jay was hot in the kevin smith films. i’d love to DP Mewes’ big jiggly butt while pulling his hair and afterwards pull my cocks out and make him suck me off till I came. hehe

I used to fantasize about having a 3 way with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I’d love to show my cocks to Kendra Wilkinson from that old playboy reality show, the girls next door. her reaction would be priceless. 

and I guess, last on the list would be the middle dude from hanson. Ive seen tons of rumors and pictures of him having a big ragged asshole and that turns me on big time. would love to meet him and ask him if he wanted to fuck and then just raw-dog his worn out ass then double stamp his face. lol just to say i did. 

15: Reddit wants you to do a AMA (ask me anything) session, would you?

DD: Maybe. I read some of the comments on the link you sent me. so i’m already there. just not real savvy on how reddit works.  tell everyone thanks for the support and kindness. i’ll take more pics for you and send them. 

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Double D: Commando
Your questions & his answers:
1. Do you go commando?
DD: usually, i dont like boxers and briefs aren’t big enough to hold my cocks.
2. If you took unzipped your pants and showed someone, what would they see?  PHOTO PROVIDED.
DD: I dont usually show and deny it when asked. But this pic is what you’d see.
3. Have you had a guy suck one cock while a girl sucked another?
DD: Yes, its fun.
4. Is your orgasm the same if you jerk off both cocks, or just one? 
DD: hard to explain. feels good stimulating both, but the harder one feels better.
5. Would you ever do porn?
DD: not interested in it. probably seems weird, since i’ve got two dicks, but just not into exhibitionism. the fact that im sending you pix is really weird for me. people think of it as a novelty but its my body. im not offended by rude comments… just that sooner or later the cool will wear off and then yeah.
6. Do you like or have you been fucked in the ass?
DD: yes and yes. with men i’m almost always a bottom unless i get REALLY turned on. 
7. If you could have sex with a celebrity, or show your cocks to a celebrity, in person with a chance to have sex with them, who would it be?
DD: THAT one i’ll have to get back to you on. Never really thought about it.
8. What do you think people don’t consider when they see your pics?
DD: that im a person too, its my body, its always been this way. ive always had two dicks, and its not something you wish for. i used to want only one. school wasnt fun and i had to change schools a few times. not saying anymore than that. but im not ashamed of my cocks. im just protective of them. lolAs long as the questions keep coming and Double D is willing to take photos, I’ll post them. If you’re not interested in seeing them (as a few people have said) then piss off. This is freaking discovery channel here and like one person said to me “He’s revealing something to the world that we’ve never had good photo proof of.”So a big thanks to Double D. 

Double D: Commando

Your questions & his answers:

1. Do you go commando?

DD: usually, i dont like boxers and briefs aren’t big enough to hold my cocks.

2. If you took unzipped your pants and showed someone, what would they see?  PHOTO PROVIDED.

DD: I dont usually show and deny it when asked. But this pic is what you’d see.

3. Have you had a guy suck one cock while a girl sucked another?

DD: Yes, its fun.

4. Is your orgasm the same if you jerk off both cocks, or just one? 

DD: hard to explain. feels good stimulating both, but the harder one feels better.

5. Would you ever do porn?

DD: not interested in it. probably seems weird, since i’ve got two dicks, but just not into exhibitionism. the fact that im sending you pix is really weird for me. people think of it as a novelty but its my body. im not offended by rude comments… just that sooner or later the cool will wear off and then yeah.

6. Do you like or have you been fucked in the ass?

DD: yes and yes. with men i’m almost always a bottom unless i get REALLY turned on. 

7. If you could have sex with a celebrity, or show your cocks to a celebrity, in person with a chance to have sex with them, who would it be?

DD: THAT one i’ll have to get back to you on. Never really thought about it.

8. What do you think people don’t consider when they see your pics?

DD: that im a person too, its my body, its always been this way. ive always had two dicks, and its not something you wish for. i used to want only one. school wasnt fun and i had to change schools a few times. not saying anymore than that. but im not ashamed of my cocks. im just protective of them. lol

As long as the questions keep coming and Double D is willing to take photos, I’ll post them. If you’re not interested in seeing them (as a few people have said) then piss off. This is freaking discovery channel here and like one person said to me “He’s revealing something to the world that we’ve never had good photo proof of.”

So a big thanks to Double D. 

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Anonymous asked: Just want to send positive words to Double D and thanks to you for bringing him to us. He seems pretty well adjusted to having two dicks. would be good to see more of his body, he's a really sexy guy - 1 in 500 million.

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Anonymous asked: Stop with the double cocks... Go back to bung holes nobody gives a shit about that kind of stuff turns you off

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Anonymous asked: Your blog honestly made me throw up... Eeeeesh I actually don't wanna do anal for a while

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Anonymous asked: dude forget the guy with two dicks. get back to what you do best and show us some more tore up prolapsed assholes with cum dripping out. focus dog focus.

Well… lol Alrighty then!